6. There is no way you can wear anything innocently. Whatever you wear, including turtlenecks, ends up looking very suggestive on you. So if you want to lay low and not attract any attention to your bootyness, you kind of have two choices: boxy sweaters in which you look like you are about to wrestle with someone, or you can just stay in bed. Every single outfit is just making your attributes pop out, and thats a curse you have to live with.