6 Men Pull Off The Greatest Heist Of All Time: Designer Jean Shorts!

This heist is just like the movie The Town… except completely different.

Not one, not two, but six men teamed together for the steal of the century on May 25th: $1,354 worth of designer jean shorts from True Religion‘s SoHo store.

Basically, the crown jewel of the black market. They were probably spending their time scrounging to get by on purloining regular jean shorts, waiting for the big league: DESIGNER jean shorts.


All in all, the thieves stole two pairs of shorts totaling $356, and four acid-washed shorts worth $992.

Wait, wait, wait. You’re telling me that SIX guys grabbed SIX pairs of jean shorts? Coincidence? I think not.

I’d like to think that somewhere out there is a half dozen jean short-wearing criminals sipping tropical drinks on a Mexican beach with Tim Robbins and Morgan Freeman.

What would you do with your cut of the sweet $1,354? Have a nice dinner (alone)? Buy a pair of designer jean shorts?