A shirt that fits any broccasion
You’re at a party. Something epic just happened. You flipped the perfect cup, chugged an ice-cold beer, or landed the smoothest high five. You’re so amped, you wish you could do something crazy, like tear off your shirt! But…that’d be impossible? Right? NOT ANYMORE!
Introducing: GoBro Tearaway Tanks!
Just grip it and rip it!
Just two steps, and you’ve achieved immorBROlity! You just made a statement and your pecs are free! Guess what? That shirt is super easy to reset, and get ready for the next shirt-rip! Oh snap, IT’s ON!
Designed in a secret laBROtory, here’s how it works:
It’s that simple! Just rip it, reset it, and it’s good as new! Pointing at your fellow bros and shades optional but let’s be honest, actually necessary.
For every GoBro Tank sold, a normal shirt is donated!
Thinking about those less fortunate while still partying is the sign of a true bro. That’s why GoBro is donating a normal, sleeved shirt for every tank sold to someone in need. These guys are real bromanitarians.
What about the biggest bro of all – the planet?
Relax, we all have to broexist on Earth. That’s why GoBro’s are 100% organic (and broganic), assembled from high quality materials right here in the USA, no outsourcing. Plus bro, how many ripped shirts are just taking up space in your closet? What a waste.
Save priceless bro time!
You’ve been jealous of Hulk Hogan since you were a kid, but who has time to carefully select rippable shirts and work on your grip and blah blah, BRO! There’s parties to go to! That’s why GoBro has your back!
Babes: get in on the fun too!
Ladies! You just dominated the bros in flip cup YET AGAIN, you deserve to celebrate! And have multiple outfit choices for a night out!
Don’t brocrastinate, cop your GoBro Tank today!
Are you a Super Early Bro? For ONLY the first 100 of such bros, there are $24 “Shades on Shirts Off” or “Pull for Party” tank available! WHAT?! So head to the kickstarter NOW and secure you’re discount before the prices go up! Get on this and start the next phase of party evolution!