#1. This girl who wanted to be sold on eBay was heartbroken when her mom suggested no one would buy her.
“But the fact that you said no one would buy me really shattered my heart. At least now I know how ashamed you are of me.”
#2. This kid who kept his message short and sweet.
#3. This little girl who just couldn’t deal with her family of meanies any more.
#4. This boy who wanted to come downstairs.
“Please may I come down ’cause I’m the saddest I could be.”
#5. This cunning escape plan.
#6. This girl who basically sent her mom a break-up text.
#7. This kid who isn’t sure, but thinks he’d rather be in an orphanage.
#8. This threatening note that the kid must’ve got bored writing.
“Megalodon is going to eat you with two great white sharks and blah blah blah blah go away.”
#9. This public announcement.
“From your hated son.”
#10. Ryan is really hot and his dad is definitely trying to kill him.
“Do you want me to suffocate? Do you want me to get heat stroke? Do you want your first born son to die?”
#11. This kid who can really empathize with her homework.
“I feel sad right now because I have to write this sentence.”
#12. This passionate meat-eater.
“Why do you want to be a vegetarian? Did mom make you? She did. You do not have to listen to her she is not your boss!”
#13. And then there’s this little guy.
“Jump off a cliff and fall to your doom, oyayayaya! When you jump off a cliff, you will be dead, oya! Ya! Ya!”